DEEP SPACE NINE

Kanye fuck Klingons??
Oh you mean Kardashians
From planet skeezon...

ZOMBIE

Dem bubble bath salts
Rub-a-dub bitch is MAD hot
She bite ya ass off

CATCH A TIGER

She fiend ta squeeze me
Like eenie meenie minie
Ho, don't touch my feet

GET LOW

She hootchie poot whap

Dat club drop clip-clop-clap

Dude be threw back

CAMPAIGN TRAILZ

Bored whores Cam floored em;

Dey neva saw it cummin,

Crammed wit santorum.

The John

Cam cop da blumpkin

Tha turtle head pokin' out

Kerplop, I just came

Back Door

Gung ho fa bung hole

Gotta fun pole it dumb swole

Who need birff control

Well Done

A barbecue feast
Camron sweet beef mesquite skeet
'Bout to meet the meat

Contagion

Cam need a SARS Mask

This fiend is hella filthy

Barf blastin shart splash

DINE-HER

Damn girl you breakfast

Can I read dat menu? UNGH.

I'll have the eggs miss...

Outta Sight

An eye for an eye,

What'd dat one dude say? Oh yeah:

Leave y'all blind as fuck.

She Love Me Long Time

Need a mama san

Teriyaki saucy ma

She like "too beaucoup"

Mmm Gurl

Me an you go good

Like beans an rice, errthang nice

Delishuss, juss right

Da Chlonic

Ten dorra niggie

Beef Broccori Pot Stickie

Free derivery

Jock

Called her a meat-head

And Cam'ron Salami Long

Nom- dat's what she said

Hamlette

To suck it or not

Whetha tis noble, young ho

That is the question

Baker's Man

We play patty cake
You clap at Cam get clapp' back
click clack tha clip Jack

Mezmerized

She gyroscopic

She a spinnin' top, topless

Sippin Hpnotiq

WHITE GIRL

Dashin' through dat snow

Santa Cam and some Sleigh Belles

She Rudolph Red Nose

Curbside Service

Swerve a turbo coupe

While she slurp and gurgle soup

Turbo serve dat goop

Dip SETI

Sometimes I think, like...
Is there aliens in space?
They pimpin' like me?

Changed Da Consequence Game Up

Ya disappear, poof
Gotchya back-traced and kidnapped
Homie, ya done goof'd

Big Words

Cam magnamious
Tarmagents mad amerous
Did I stamma bitch??

Serial Cam

Victim blood spilla
The front page news spread filla
Chinchilla Killa

Lady and the Tramp

Mama Mia Miss
Straight spaghetti slurpin' this
But we ain't gon' kiiiiiss